What I Do
Fix Orion’s terrible code and make web pages awesomer.
What I Love About My Job
Reminding Orion how terrible his code is. Also, creating a lot of cool things on web pages and having people look at me like I’m some sort of genius.
BS in Computer Science with a minor in Mathematics from TCU. I really only did all that so I could finally teach my mom how to program her VCR and somehow ended up with a career as a web developer.
Standing Torchy's Order
A Ranch Hand and a #1
What's My Point?
60% of the time, it works every time.
What's for Lunch?
My Longest Journey
Paris – 8195 kilometers or 5092 miles or 4424 nautical miles
Winter World by A. G. Riddle
My Super Power
Avoiding hangovers no matter how much I drank the night before.
“I’m Batman.” – Batman
Personal Theme Song